(Source: weirdo-withnoname, via nekomarie)
They’re doing it.
First they romanticize Vampires
Then Werewolves
Now Zombies
HOW IS THIS EVEN
HIS DICK MIGHT FALL OFF WHILST THEY FUCK
UNLESS THIS IS A COMEDY/SPOOF?
NO
THIS IS NOT OKAY
THEY RUINED VAMPIRES— I WAS KIND OF OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUINED WEREWOLVES— I WASN’T REALLY OKAY WITH THAT
THEY RUIN ZOMBIES— I AM NOWHERE NEAR OKAY WITH THIS
ZOMBIES ARE REANIMATED CORPSES
NO MORE
NO LESS
THEY DO NOT FEEL
THEY DO NOT LOVE
THEY E A T THE FLESH OF THE L I V I N G
THAT IS I T
Not to mention that Teresa Palmer looks like the blond K-Stew. I am interested in reading the book and comparing it to the movie to see how much they screwed it up.
What exactly is supposed to make this okay? So now necrophilia is cool in the streets? In modern day society, that’s frowned upon.
I AM FROWNING UPON THIS.
(Source: thebobafettquartet, via nu-age)
Dear Indie Romance Movie Makers,
This is my formal petition to get you to stop making movies about main characters with terminal illnesses. Do you know what that means? It meant that I spend about 2 hours going through the up’s and down’s of two characters who admire, love, hate, loathe, and then love each other again just to be told at the end of the move that it’s never going to last.
Why is it never going to last, you say?
Because the boy has cancer and only 3 months left to live.
Because the girl has an eating disorder and her body is wasting away.
Because the man has early onset dementia and will thus not remember anyone in 2 years.
Why the FUCK would you do that to me?! Does it make you feel good to ruin my dreams? Lord knows, it’s hard enough finding true love in real life, but now you’re going to muck it up in my fantasies too?
Get it together Indie Romance Movie Makers. Get it together.
- Puddlez Craig
Metropolis, 1927
I need to see this film!!
No, you really don’t. It’s not as good as people make it seem. Plus, 1/4 of the movie is missing.
(Source: nerdwerds, via thatgirlwithhugehair)
I just want to watch A Monster In Paris.
Sadly, I can’t find it any damn where.
At all.
Fucking french.
From imdb: ”During the filming of some scenes for The Princess Bride, the weather became markedly cold for Robin Wright Penn. Andre the Giant helped her by placing one of his hands over her head; his hands were so large that one would entirely cover the top of her head, keeping her warm.”
comic by Box Brown :: via flickr.com
Buying it.
