Because I Have Nothing To SayTumblr (3.0; @puddlez)http://puddlez.tumblr.com/<p>And as I close my eyes to sleep, I hear a chorus of angels from outside my window:</p> <p><em>girl, you look good, won&#8217;t you back that ass up</em><br/><em> you&#8217;s a fine mother fucker, won&#8217;t you back that ass up</em><br/><em>call me big daddy when you back that ass up</em><br/><em> how, who is you playing with, back that ass up</em></p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891695554http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891695554Mon, 20 May 2013 02:51:38 -0400<ul><li>drank a bottle of wine in one sitting because why the fuck not</li> <li>watched Star Trek because why the fuck not</li> <li>had sex at a party because why the fuck not</li> <li>cleaned my room because it was dirty</li> </ul><p>My favorite part was the sex, but I&#8217;m biased towards things like that.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891535939http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891535939Mon, 20 May 2013 02:47:38 -0400today<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celesteual-healing.tumblr.com/post/50877531820/i-guess-my-hate-for-prince-stems-from-the-fact">celesteual-healing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I guess my hate for prince stems from the fact that he’s extremely feminine acting and I just don’t get how women can be attracted to a feminine acting man. it’s weird. </p> <p>and he’s ugly?</p> <p>I don’t know, whatevsss.</p> </blockquote> <p>Everything that was just said is a friendship killer but i will continue to love you in spite of the fact that I now hate you slightly. </p> <p>Only about 4%.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891355825http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50891355825Mon, 20 May 2013 02:43:07 -0400PrinceRuler of the worldPrince for president<p>A girl just told me that dinosaurs weren&#8217;t real.</p> <p>&#8230;k&#8230;</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50870052406http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50870052406Sun, 19 May 2013 21:09:28 -0400<p>I do what I want. Is that an issue?</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50838300441http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50838300441Sun, 19 May 2013 14:32:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5583a9b5fa86913793c1e1854625d17/tumblr_mmzqozwSVl1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac3cf936d1062b5d361a2aa48d641275/tumblr_mmzqozwSVl1qzrlhgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/50742875768/kind-of-looks-like-the-most-adorable-bee-sting">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kind of looks like the most adorable bee sting ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, my dear lord.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50752685311http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50752685311Sat, 18 May 2013 16:03:16 -0400<p>I sometimes feel ignored by my &#8220;friends&#8221; here, but you know, maybe I&#8217;m just looking too deep into it. Maybe the fact that I&#8217;ve done nothing but sit in my room for the past 5 hours without anyone bothering to hit me up is just a fluke.</p> <p>Maybe the fact that the dude that just got off watch somehow got an invite is just a fluke.</p> <p>Him: I just got off watch. I&#8217;m on my way to Field&#8217;s house.</p> <p>Me: What&#8217;s going on over there?</p> <p>Him: You know. Drinking. Party. That kind of thing.</p> <p>Me: Awesome! We can go together seeing as I also was invited to this gathering. Oh, wait. Silly me. I wasn&#8217;t.</p> <p>*Shut door in face*</p> <p>Whatever.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50712858279http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50712858279Sat, 18 May 2013 02:57:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d20dc492c4fe14a1b80640de5dd2e49/tumblr_mmzemmTN3V1s3vy7ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No.</p> <p>Stop.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50712298942http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50712298942Sat, 18 May 2013 02:42:22 -0400white people saying the word niggai'm not upsetsome people are just too white<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57d5d26496adfa0092069215db2c9b25/tumblr_mmxi79jSNU1s3vy7ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I AM WEAK! OH MY LORD!</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50636748828http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50636748828Fri, 17 May 2013 02:03:15 -0400ScandalLordOmgI can not live<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa724a606fdbe49ef0b48116bdeff55f/tumblr_mmvbaj8LYH1qzkvvio1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50560144338http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50560144338Thu, 16 May 2013 01:43:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e477fd4c0c2e562e23cbeeccac9f0790/tumblr_mmtoznzXvz1s3vy7ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rocket pop beeeeotch!</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50476952681http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50476952681Wed, 15 May 2013 00:40:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e384705aa74e072d0c162806632563f/tumblr_mmth5mhDPz1qze77xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rellierelzz.tumblr.com/post/50464974569/cant-repeat-the-past-why-of-course-you-can">rellierelzz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Can’t repeat the past?…why of course you can!” (at AMC Loews Raceway 10)</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m upset because I didn’t like it. The whole thing was slow paced.</p> <p>Don’t even get me started on that soundtrack. I just want to baby shake Jay-Z.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50471524659http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50471524659Tue, 14 May 2013 23:14:44 -0400<p>Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun is really funny.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50405570590http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50405570590Tue, 14 May 2013 02:29:34 -0400anime<p>I was just watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics from 2012 and I have come to the conclusion that The Spice Girls will live forever. </p> <p>Souls. Sold. Eternal. Life. </p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50181796460http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50181796460Sat, 11 May 2013 14:03:00 -0400Spice GirlsI love themdamn they fine<p>The word: Yellow Submarine</p> <p>Me: The Beatles sang about this. A bright colored underwater ship.</p> <p>Everyone: Who the fuck listens to The Beatles?</p> <p>Me: I think it&#8217;s time for me to leave. </p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50175974974http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50175974974Sat, 11 May 2013 12:42:06 -0400The BeatlesBasici just can't<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xn--b6h.tumblr.com/post/50103069252">xn&#8212;b6h</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s Doc Gerbil’s world.</p> </blockquote> <p>That was the most obnoxious song&#8230;</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50103923843http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50103923843Fri, 10 May 2013 15:05:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e55ce8fc09088326797525e086bd3fa/tumblr_mmlg59ilo61s3vy7ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Omg its too much hair.</p> <p>I’ve got to make it… less… </p> <p>Somehow.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50099767297http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50099767297Fri, 10 May 2013 13:48:45 -0400crochet braidschocolate girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0784f09593a795e64a1be9c5c9ceb4c1/tumblr_mmk3xscKPc1s3vy7ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>*Listening to overplayed song on the radio*</p> <p>Boy: you ever heard this song before?</p> <p>Me: Naw.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50051086137http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/50051086137Thu, 09 May 2013 20:24:24 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/puddlez/49918626800/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49918626800" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>ohmylife</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/49918626800http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/49918626800Wed, 08 May 2013 02:26:16 -0400<p>Watching Batman Beyond.</p> <p>Have a nice life.</p>http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/49889886280http://puddlez.tumblr.com/post/49889886280Tue, 07 May 2013 19:32:23 -0400