May 2013
31 posts
And as I close my eyes to sleep, I hear a chorus of angels from outside my window: girl, you look good, won’t you back that ass up you’s a fine mother fucker, won’t you back that ass up call me big daddy when you back that ass up how, who is you playing with, back that ass up
May 20th
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This weekend I
drank a bottle of wine in one sitting because why the fuck not watched Star Trek because why the fuck not had sex at a party because why the fuck not cleaned my room because it was dirty My favorite part was the sex, but I’m biased towards things like that.
May 20th
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celesteual-healing: I guess my hate for prince stems from the fact that he’s extremely feminine acting and I just don’t get how women can be attracted to a feminine acting man. it’s weird.  and he’s ugly? I don’t know, whatevsss. Everything that was just said is a friendship killer but i will continue to love you in spite of the fact that I now hate you slightly.  Only about 4%.
May 20th
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A girl just told me that dinosaurs weren’t real. …k…
May 20th
I do what I want. Is that an issue?
May 19th
May 18th
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People here ain't worth a damn.
I sometimes feel ignored by my “friends” here, but you know, maybe I’m just looking too deep into it. Maybe the fact that I’ve done nothing but sit in my room for the past 5 hours without anyone bothering to hit me up is just a fluke. Maybe the fact that the dude that just got off watch somehow got an invite is just a fluke. Him: I just got off watch. I’m on my way...
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun is really funny.
May 14th
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I was just watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics from 2012 and I have come to the conclusion that The Spice Girls will live forever.  Souls. Sold. Eternal. Life. 
May 11th
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Playing Electronic Catch Phrase
The word: Yellow Submarine Me: The Beatles sang about this. A bright colored underwater ship. Everyone: Who the fuck listens to The Beatles? Me: I think it’s time for me to leave. 
May 11th
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xn—b6h: It’s Doc Gerbil’s world. That was the most obnoxious song…
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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WatchWatch
ohmylife
May 8th
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Watching Batman Beyond. Have a nice life.
May 7th
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Letter to that one boy whose car I fell asleep in...
I just stumbled across your facebook page and decided to look at your pictures when I noticed something. You aren’t that cute. I mean, you have some nice hair, which I imagine you invest a lot of time into perming on a regular basis, but that was about it. I don’t understand the fedora phase you were going through at the time. In hindsight, it was very dark in the club when we met,...
May 6th
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Today: my nipple ring fell out in the bathtub there was a 5 hour bbq i got home this morning and had a panic attack so bad that i nearly passed out before i could call for help
May 6th
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May 6th
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a haiku
thepoopqueen: how is gwyneth paltrow the world’s most beautiful woman when sade is still alive
May 6th
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May 3rd
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somehow i missed out on amanda bynes going crazy
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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I took one shot of 151. Lost feeling in my face. Went home with no shes on.
May 2nd
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May 1st
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one word poetry
swerve 
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
11 posts
lets bow our heads
neontits: 3, 6, 9 - damn she fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time Get low, get low, get low get low! To the window, to the wall! Til the sweat drop down my balls Til all these bitches crawl Til all skeet skeet motherfuckers, all skeet skeet Amen
Apr 30th
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I’m looking up landline phone service and for some reason can’t find anything that offers unlimited calling for under $25.  Wtf, it’s a fucking wall phone.
Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
windows messenger you need to stop popping up because you know don’t nobody want you.
Apr 24th
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A letter to my hair
I love/hate you. You’re so soft/annoying. You should grow more/I want to chop you all off.
Apr 11th
Apr 10th
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I delete most of what I put up here after about 10 hours.
Apr 10th
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Either I must really be a basic bitch or this nigga has lost his way and must be confused.
Apr 8th
For some reason, I blame everything wrong in my life on the fact that I’m not skinny. And I’m not talking… healthy weight, because rationally I know the difference. I mean, everything is wrong in my life because I’m not 108 lbs, skinny. I’m hungry. If I were skinny I wouldn’t be. I’m poor. It’s because I have to keep buying clothes because...
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March 2013
6 posts
I have platform sneakers. I bet you wish you had platform sneakers. I bet you wish when you put a pair of shoes on your feet that you felt like a Spice Girl. Because I do. Zig-A-Zig-Aah.
Mar 20th
did i make a wrong turn? no? …ok.
Mar 19th
Happy Anniversary, me.
Today is the day last year that the Navy took me away. I was almost in love on this day last year too… The Navy was sure to fuck that up good. There can only be one.
Mar 19th
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Beach sex is the worst
night-time sex 4am sex first-thing-in-the-morning sex bed sex car sex hotel sex motel sex shower sex beach sex no. never that.
Mar 12th
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WatchWatch
Indeed.
Mar 6th
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grind
Mar 2nd
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January 2013
1 post
Jan 15th