And as I close my eyes to sleep, I hear a chorus of angels from outside my window: girl, you look good, won’t you back that ass up you’s a fine mother fucker, won’t you back that ass up call me big daddy when you back that ass up how, who is you playing with, back that ass up
This weekend I
drank a bottle of wine in one sitting because why the fuck not watched Star Trek because why the fuck not had sex at a party because why the fuck not cleaned my room because it was dirty My favorite part was the sex, but I’m biased towards things like that.
celesteual-healing: I guess my hate for prince stems from the fact that he’s extremely feminine acting and I just don’t get how women can be attracted to a feminine acting man. it’s weird. and he’s ugly? I don’t know, whatevsss. Everything that was just said is a friendship killer but i will continue to love you in spite of the fact that I now hate you slightly. Only about 4%.
A girl just told me that dinosaurs weren’t real. …k…
I do what I want. Is that an issue?
People here ain't worth a damn.
I sometimes feel ignored by my “friends” here, but you know, maybe I’m just looking too deep into it. Maybe the fact that I’ve done nothing but sit in my room for the past 5 hours without anyone bothering to hit me up is just a fluke. Maybe the fact that the dude that just got off watch somehow got an invite is just a fluke. Him: I just got off watch. I’m on my way...
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun is really funny.
I was just watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics from 2012 and I have come to the conclusion that The Spice Girls will live forever. Souls. Sold. Eternal. Life.
Playing Electronic Catch Phrase
The word: Yellow Submarine Me: The Beatles sang about this. A bright colored underwater ship. Everyone: Who the fuck listens to The Beatles? Me: I think it’s time for me to leave.
xn—b6h: It’s Doc Gerbil’s world. That was the most obnoxious song…
Watching Batman Beyond. Have a nice life.
Letter to that one boy whose car I fell asleep in...
I just stumbled across your facebook page and decided to look at your pictures when I noticed something. You aren’t that cute. I mean, you have some nice hair, which I imagine you invest a lot of time into perming on a regular basis, but that was about it. I don’t understand the fedora phase you were going through at the time. In hindsight, it was very dark in the club when we met,...
Today: my nipple ring fell out in the bathtub there was a 5 hour bbq i got home this morning and had a panic attack so bad that i nearly passed out before i could call for help
thepoopqueen: how is gwyneth paltrow the world’s most beautiful woman when sade is still alive
somehow i missed out on amanda bynes going crazy
I took one shot of 151. Lost feeling in my face. Went home with no shes on.
one word poetry
lets bow our heads
neontits: 3, 6, 9 - damn she fine Hoping she can sock it to me one more time Get low, get low, get low get low! To the window, to the wall! Til the sweat drop down my balls Til all these bitches crawl Til all skeet skeet motherfuckers, all skeet skeet Amen
I’m looking up landline phone service and for some reason can’t find anything that offers unlimited calling for under $25. Wtf, it’s a fucking wall phone.
windows messenger you need to stop popping up because you know don’t nobody want you.
A letter to my hair
I love/hate you. You’re so soft/annoying. You should grow more/I want to chop you all off.
I delete most of what I put up here after about 10 hours.
Either I must really be a basic bitch or this nigga has lost his way and must be confused.
For some reason, I blame everything wrong in my life on the fact that I’m not skinny. And I’m not talking… healthy weight, because rationally I know the difference. I mean, everything is wrong in my life because I’m not 108 lbs, skinny. I’m hungry. If I were skinny I wouldn’t be. I’m poor. It’s because I have to keep buying clothes because...
I have platform sneakers. I bet you wish you had platform sneakers. I bet you wish when you put a pair of shoes on your feet that you felt like a Spice Girl. Because I do. Zig-A-Zig-Aah.
did i make a wrong turn? no? …ok.
Happy Anniversary, me.
Today is the day last year that the Navy took me away. I was almost in love on this day last year too… The Navy was sure to fuck that up good. There can only be one.
Beach sex is the worst
night-time sex 4am sex first-thing-in-the-morning sex bed sex car sex hotel sex motel sex shower sex beach sex no. never that.